February 2011
Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
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You did me no favors by making me watch School...
Aside from the multiple violent endings, how do people find this series enjoyable?
It just reinforces the fact that all manwhores will be crushed and impaled underneath my stilettos. Mhm.
By the way, I still haven’t watched the entire thing. Too much retarded high school relationship bullcrap. Irritating to watch. I’m not a guy, so boobs do not amuse me either. Just the ending made...
Note to self: You can't use girls from magazine...
Therefore I paint without references. I have a shiny mirror-ish iPhone and a colorful mind, that’s it.
January 2011
Feels like I'm growing a second spine.
Hunching over a dimly lit corner with Cheerios and 3 oil paintings. Life is just peaches.
Today in physics...
We had a lab where we need to make a device that can stop a weight from breaking an egg. My lab group, being their lovely little selves, forgot to bring their stuff, and we were forced to improv. We had a paper and tissues. It was the most ghetto thing ever. Surprisingly, we got through every single run and got an A. So did Bettina’s memory foam mattress, but…god. Slacking totally pays...
when parents ask you ...
xsolveigax:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
Note to future Aviles kids...
Smile occasionally when you’re reading the prompts. Pretend they humor you. She will love you forever.
complications of the mind: klogic: Sometimes I... →
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klogic:
Sometimes I feel so ashamed that certain guys can do makeup even better than me, a girl. I can’t even apply eyeliner the right way, the only thing I can manage to do successfully is curl my lashes and mascara..
… yeah so story time. It was homecoming and I went to my friend’s…
OMGOMGOMG ^
Day 22: Post a bit of your last IM conversation
Me:
YOOOO. I did an entire speech on a president once for history honors….except… MY GUY WASNT A PRESIDENT HERP FUCKING DERP Sean Samantha Kelty 9:58 pm LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WOULD Okay, but I got a B- on that speech.
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buh-rendan:
mylifeasjules replied to your post: What are your views on drugs/alcohol? Would you ever do them? What do you think of people who do them?
YOU THINK MARIJUANNA IS OKAY?! lmao
in moderation yeah. its not addictive, and helps people relax and stuff. i don’t think you…
I think it’s mostly illegal because people have different reactions to it. Some people are slightly more...
In Soviet Russia, paintings paint you.
I forgot which one of the guys said it during art today, but xD
Random fact #5
When I paint alone, I like to draw a moustache on myself. NO JOKE. I usually concentrate better with a stache. (Picture from sophomore year)
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Finishing the wedding dress is a great feeling.
So I put up Park Bom’s song that’s been on repeat throughout the whole project. Yay, Bommie! I need to add more flowers and jewels to the dress, but overall, let’s just say I’m happy I survived. Now onto the sinister but oh so sexy chainmail dress.
Pictures will come in time. Only when I finish them ALL. …or after new years when I get my DSLR, so like..a few weeks!!
Random fact #4
My messages are always (1) because for some reason, one of Evelyn’s questions refuse to disappear after I answered it. So I only get excited now if there’s Message (2), TEEHEE.
Random fact #3
I love fried chicken more than I love most people. If I ever told you I like you more than fried chicken, don’t take it lightly.